"Hi! Hi. Hi, hi... hi."

Hello!

Welcome to my shiny new blog.
This is me:

^[that gesture means 'lesbian' in sign language]

A starving artist from New Joisey. (we don't actually talk like that.)

And this is Lube Penguin. Like me, lube penguin enjoys








hanging with friends,













boozin',






















and pussy.








I'm not sure what kind of a blog this will turn into, but I hope you stick around to find out. :]

Fin!